officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

when someone says they’re running a 5k what does that mean. are they running 5000 miles or 5 kilograms? both are equally impossibe

5000 dollars

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joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(via heads--all--empty)


god said adam and eve not school and homework


oh-those-dead-frenchboys:

enjolras and grantaire + text posts because im trash

also bonus éponine

(via mum-for-da-sons)


reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

that song is about std’s…. hella akward

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

that song is about std’s…. hella akward

(via dlubes)


monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via that-sad-wildfl0wer)


dont-let-the-sun-steal-you-away:

Guys it’s been a year since Mumford went on hiatus




seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

(via ezrakoeniggroupie)


i worte an essay and my teacher didnt like a phrase in it, not even a full sentence its like 5 words so now i have to re write the whole fucking thing and i dont understand why he didnt just give me an a. it was exactly 7 words im so done with school. the only thing that keeep sme going is if i do well ima have a job that i enjoy eventually.


margoverger:

Parallels

I was curious what would happen.

(via licensetocannibalize)